People in apartments near us have a trainer who stands on a pontoon on the marina and, with the aid of a microphone, brings everyone onto their balconies at 11:00am for a workout. Some, those with no shame, are still in their dressing gowns! Crisis…?

Otherwise, it’s fairly quiet:

Jubilee Park – empty.

The Leisure Centre – closed.

The Marina – deserted.

The sailing club – run aground.

East Wood, behind our house – only wood anemones.

In the Severn Estuary – only mud!

The Lido – swimmerless!

But plenty of work for Zoom,

…and Thursday clapping for carers.